The Best Goddamn AI Solutions On The Internet For Gyms
AI-Powered Growth:Automate, Scale, Dominate.
We help gyms and fitness professionals achieve consistent membership growth, maximize revenue, and streamline operations.
Look, we get it
Running a gym is f*cking hard
This isn't just about training clients and selling memberships—it's a never-ending grind
One day, leads are pouring in
The next, it's like your existence fell off a cliff
Retention feels like a constant battle
No-shows are eating away at your bottom line
You're wearing every hat
Owner. Trainer. Equipment technician. Marketer. Customer service.
All while trying to bring in new members and keep your facility running smoothly.
You're grinding out social media posts.
Reaching out to leads that ghosted you.
Fixing equipment.
When all you really want to do is grow your gym.
And after all that?
Growth feels stuck with no real results.
We've been there. We've seen it. And we built something specifically for gym owners like you.
We're like an absurd amount of pre-workout, smelling salts and a magical pinch of creatine.
COMBINED
But for your business.
Our systems handle the heavy lifting—like we have something to prove.
Boosting retention.
Generating leads that actually give a damn.
Automating lead nurturing.
All without you lifting a finger.
We have the best goddamn AI and Marketing solutions on the internet for gyms.
But this isn't about us… it's about you.
You're reading this right now because, in some way, shape, or form.
Your business isn't where you want it to be.
Or maybe you're doing great… but you want more.
More Security
More Money
More Freedom
More Memories
More Time With Your Family
More Business Class Flights With Your Spouse to Places That Result in More Sand Between Your Toes.
More Organic Smoothies
Whatever it is for you…
That's what we do.
What We Offer
We help fitness professionals dominate their market by boosting and automating membership growth—without you lifting a finger
And yes... we guarantee results 😉
AI Lead Generation
More Leads, More Members, Less Work
- 24/7 Lead Capture & Qualification
- Human-like, Not Robotic
- Automated Appointment Booking
- Hyper-Personalized Outreach
- Automated Follow-up Sequences
- CRM & Calendar Integration
Targeted Paid Advertising
Fill Your Gym With High-Intent Leads
- Custom Ad Campaigns
- Offer Creation & Optimization
- Performance Tracking & Analytics
- Value Stacking
- Website Development & Optimization
- Guaranteed ROAS
Workflow Automation
Run Your Gym on Autopilot—So You Can Focus on What Matters.
- Social Media Automation
- Instant Inquiry Responses
- Gym Member Retention System
- AI Task Management
- Referral & Loyalty Program
- Easy Integration
AI Androids
Your 24/7 AI Team That Never Sleeps
- 24/7 Customer Support
- SMS Gym Buddy
- Website Support/Lead Gen
- Nutrition Coach Android
- 'Your Ancestors Are Watching' Android
- Or Whatever You Can Think Of Android
Book Your Intro Call
Let's discuss how our AI solutions can transform your gym business
No pressure. No BS. Just results.
Frequently Asked Questions
Got questions? We've got answers. Here's what gym owners like you typically ask about our services.
We provide AI-powered automation and marketing solutions specifically for fitness businesses. Our systems handle everything from lead generation and member retention to workflow automation and 24/7 customer support. Think of us as your entire marketing and automation team rolled into one, working 24/7 to grow your gym while you focus on what matters most.
If you've worked with agencies before, you know the drill—big promises, little to no accountability, and excuses when things don't work. That's not how we operate. With a guaranteed return or your money back, you're not taking on the risk—we are. This means you can confidently invest in growth without worrying about wasted ad spend, empty calendars, or strategies that don't deliver. You'll see real, trackable results with qualified appointments coming in fast, and if we don't deliver, you don't pay.
Basic automation can be set up within 1-2 weeks. More complex systems might take 3-4 weeks. We handle all the technical setup and integration with your existing systems (like MindBody, Glofox, Zen Planner, etc.), plus we train your team on how to get the most out of the system.
You get: - 24/7 technical support - Regular performance reviews - Ongoing optimization - Staff training - Monthly strategy sessions - Real-time analytics We're not just a service provider—we're your partner in growth.
Book a free strategy call using the calendar above. We'll discuss your goals, analyze your current situation, and show you exactly how our AI solutions can help grow your gym. No pressure, no BS—just a straightforward conversation about getting you results.